Looking for something special to make your holiday party memorable? Something other than the usual cheese balls and jello rings everyone trots out this time of year? Maybe some, I don’t know, life-sized white chocolate baby heads for your guests to snack on?

For the love of all that is holy, kill it! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Yes, someone actually thought this was a good idea. I assume that someone was Satan, because no one with a soul could possibly come up with this. All I know is, if I go to a party and the host has a pair of horrifying chocolate baby heads, staring at me with their blank, awful eyes, I’m turning around and leaving. Because you know some horror-movie shit is going to go down, and none of the guests will ever be seen alive again.

The perpetrator of this madness is Conjurer’s Kitchen, who also have a lovely line of cakes made to look like dissected human heads, body bags, and brains. Seriously, do not click on that link if you’re at all squeamish. As for me, I’m sticking with fruitcake. (Via io9.)