Sat, 22:22 : RT @BigOwlComedy: Woman has just shouted at her kid running by "DARREN COME BACK OR SANTAS GOING TO KNACK YER". Feel so cultured right now. Sat, 23:01 : Susan Boyle fighting wild Paddington Bears because why not. http://t.co/GNOEcw8E Sun, 11:43 : RT @cdr_james_bond: can't believe M made such a fuss about me wearing a slanket in the meeting today. like the foreign secretary's never ...