I've kept this under the radar since I'm not doing any business or signings, but lolcatz and I actually flew into Michigan yesterday to visit some family. So, yes, I'm writing to you now from the Great Lakes State. There isn't too much to report on my activities that doesn't involve sitting around and digging through old family gossip, most of which is stuff better left off my blog.

Like all trips to Michigan, we've already been to Meijer--the super superstore we so badly miss in Washington. A...