You all know I’m a sucker for insane ads from the past. This week, Kiernan Kelly has a wonderful blog post dedicated to retro Christmas lunacy. Two of my favorites:

Just the thing if you’re a deranged killer!

And a freezer big enough to stash the bodies in! Perfect! New Year’s is gonna be awesome.

Click here to view pervy Santas, spousal abuse, and other time-honored Christmas traditions of the past!