In a long-distance relationship and missing your sweetie? Tired of just blowing each other kisses over Facetime or Skype? Don’t worry, science has solved your problems. Just smooch this thing here:

For those of you who are really into ostrich eggs.

According to Digital Trends, this…thing…plugs into a USB port and allows you to simulate kissing each other. Just be sure to keep your eyes closed while you do.

UPDATED: OMG DO YOU THINK IT GIVES TONGUE?! Oh lord, I’ll never sleep again.