Mon, 20:23 : A's Fan. Spotted stuck to a post near the LanMart building, downtown Petaluma, CA. http://t.co/KOPgkg0S Mon, 21:06 : RT @obfpetaluma: Ella says, "Our Best Friends is open 'til three o'clock this afternoon for all your last-minute Christmas needs!" http: ... Mon, 21:40 : Today's your last day to grab The Pugilist's Holiday for your #Kindle for #Free. Tomorrow it's back to $2.99! http://t.co/wDrSJi5B Tue, 01:34 : Gotta love an unnerving twist, particularly on Xmas Eve. http://t.co/NcQnj0xS The sight was unnerving, though not half as much as ... Tue, 02:23 : Sleigh'r: Caramel, fig, & banana nose; toffee, sweet malts, & Red Vines on the tongue. Thick & sticky on the palate. http://t.co/QK8ZuWD7 Tue, 03:09 : Randall wishes you all a Merry Kiss-Pez. http://t.co/KYMxqKcP Tue, 03:13 : Hello, Kitty. (Or, guess who just reached the White Elephant stage of the family Xmas festivities?) http://t.co/WlMVwxec Tue, 03:23 : Ben Saven has arrived. We can officially get this Xmas party started. http://t.co/WyLDVKoy Tue, 03:23 : Hello, Kitty #2. http://t.co/742MRQia Tue, 03:33 : Hello Kitty and Ben Saven, the inevitable team-up. Cue the wah-wah guitars. http://t.co/0flikKD3 Tue, 04:24 : Free for about three more hours: The Pugilist's Holiday, including zombie story "Xmas Eve of the Living Dead": http://t.co/wDrSJi5B #Kindle Tue, 07:16 : Great. Now I want pie. http://t.co/U8zmGegN “Brings a fucking zombie into my joint and the son of a bitch wants pie,”