Thu, 14:15 : @GailSimone Went to see THE HOBBIT. "Riddles in the Dark" ruined by hearing #bonerses mentally dubbed in throughout. Thanks a bunch, Simone. Thu, 14:31 : Malevolent dog seduces and blackmails senator #SixWordFilmPlots Fri, 09:20 : TV becomes 20% cooler if you imagine Norman Stanley Fletcher was Jessica Fletcher's cousin. #Porridge #MurderSheWrote