Mon, 13:08 : RT @volewriter: Last night my 12 y/o built the world's smallest snowman. I have to tell you it's just been flattened by a sparrow. Mon, 16:58 : Printing out a contract emptied my ink cartridge. Why is so much of the damn thing in bold? Mon, 20:21 : RT @profanityswan: About time. http://t.co/hMM7JbjD (via @timeoutlondon) Mon, 21:11 : @timmaughan Just saw "South Park" S12E3, which I think might amuse you. It labours under the title "Major Boobage." Mon, 22:25 : "Kipps Don't Lie," "The First Men in the Moonlight and Muzak," "Morlocks Mo Problems." #HGWellsSongs