We (and I find it hard to only claim half the responsibility, I'm the Mummy and want to say I, I, I) sent our five year old daughter to school in her uniform today, when it was supposed to be free dress. Both parents failed to read the raffle newsletter all the way to the bottom, where the crucial information about free dress day was revealed. Because, you know, it was a form about raffles.

It doesn't sound like much. So she's in her usual green dress instead of a bright pink dress. Just o...