Mon, 00:12 : RT @jephjacques: Most owls are nocturnal, but the West Birmingham Cranky Owl has never been observed to sleep #SuperbOwlFacts Mon, 00:12 : RT @jephjacques: Owls swallow their food whole, because they are lazy and have no self-respect #SuperbOwlFacts Mon, 00:22 : RT @ToddAlstrom: I'm predicting that #Budweiser Black Crown won't be using the same ad agency next #superbowl, let alone exist. #beer Mon, 00:25 : RT @RepresentPledge: How to switch your domain from @GoDaddy: http://t.co/CPqTCibN #NotBuyingIt Mon, 00:29 : RT @PrinceJvstin: Ironhall will be visiting Lankhmar. Can Lankhmar steal their way to the Championship game? Mon, 00:33 : Bored with sports today? You could be reading the Kindle edition of Chick Bassist before the next commercial break! http://t.co/y24jy2xC Mon, 00:44 : RT @PrinceJvstin: the Lankhmar Thieves defeat Ironhall 30-3 Mon, 01:14 : RT @katemicucci: I wish my ukulele shot sparks like that. Mon, 01:17 : RT @GOPunplugged: Somewhere, Clint Eastwood is yelling, "It's Halftime in America" to an empty chair right now. #GOP Mon, 01:30 : RT @ransomstephens: Civilization has just ended. Maya Angelou is pimping for a bank. Mon, 01:51 : RT @codinghorror: I like to go out during the Super Bowl and pretend I am the only survivor in a post-apocalyptic wasteland Mon, 01:57 : RT @PrinceJvstin: Final Score for the Interdimensional Football League Championship: Lankhmar Thieves 10 Nasheen Bel Dames 7. http://t. ... Mon, 02:40 : RT @BigFatWhale: I make fun of beer commercials, but I make beer decisions based on how cool the tap handle is. Mon, 02:40 : RT @anamariecox: Only in Obama's America can a man love a horse without shame. Mon, 02:42 : RT @TheAuthorGuy: Everyone's making Goth beer, now.