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I win. You lose.

Other things are never equal.

Never back up. Your opponent can see what's behind you. You can't.

The best way to hit someone is by surprise. The best way to surprise someone is to hit him before he knows you're there. Second best is to hit him before he knows he's in a fight. As a last resort, hit him while he's talking.

It's important to know how to fall. It's more important...