Newity Blog
I know. I'm supposed to come back to blogging, but things happened. Taxes. Incorporation. I'm pretty sure a meteor fell on my house. I got to working on the novella that's about to come out. (Next week-ish, provided the Amazon and B&N gods are smiling upon me.)
For all my paranormal fans, next week.
Really, next week.
Except for B&N, who seems
to drag behind.Stuff happened. You know. Stuff happens, except I don't usually say "stuff."
Other stuff that happened.
My bra tried to kill me. I've blogged about underwire bras before. I know. But this bra really had it out for me. It broke in half down at the bottom and tried to impale me. (Somewhere my sister is saying, "What the f**k are you doing buying an underwire bra? Didn't we have this f**king conversation before? Are you f**king stupid?" Well, yeah. Has anyone ever tried to buy a larger cup size bra without a stupid underwire in it? It's either underwire in it or pay for a $100 bra. Of course, that compels me to illustrate what a $100 bra advertisement would look like.) (Hold on, this could be ugly. Or funny. Or possibly silly.)
That's a bra.I went back to the original blog and winced at the drawings. It was one of my first and was done before I got a little more accomplished at the whole drawing on the bamboo pad and all. Looking at the blog makes my eyes hurt. It also makes me want to go back and redo the whole thing. Go ahead and look, but don't blame me if your eyes hurt, too. Here.
Alert. Abrupt change of subject. I'm going from murderous bras to canny squirrels. (Try to keep up. Drink some more coffee.)
Recently, a very intrepid squirrel has discovered the bird feeder. By doing an upside-down flip, she attains the feeder, sits in it, and chows to her little heart's content. HIM took exception and broke out the bb gun. (Which is probably illegal. Don't tell my neighbors. They already don't like us because we tried to build a tree house in the side yard.)
Do you think Elmer ever
really bagged anything, ever?Whenever I think of HIM with a weapon, even a bb gun, I think of HIM at my in law's remote camp property in Northern Louisiana, hunting rabbits in the dark with a pistol and a flashlight. (Also illegal and probably immoral, but don't fret, HIM didn't get one. HIM's brother and I were about ten to fifteen feet behind HIM, imitating Elmer Fudd and giggling. "Be verrrry, verrrrry quiet. We are hunting wabbits." *followed by helpless giggles.*) (Yes. We followed HIM around in the dark while he was holding a loaded pistol and a flashlight, hunting wabbits. We have never let HIM forget it. This was almost thirty years ago.) Anyway, the point to this story is not that HIM capped a squirrel in our backyard with a bb gun. No. That would be the easy end to the story. In fact, what really happened is that the squirrel learned that when the window gets opened, one gets the hell out of Dodge. Smart squirrel. HIM = zip. Squirrel = 1.
I know. This isn't really what happened.
But it should have.When we lived in the Dallas area (whoops, another subject change) there were albino squirrels running around. It was really weird to see a white furred squirrel prancing up and down a yard. Why do I bring this up? I do not know. It just popped into my head and my fingers were on the keyboard, which is often how things happen when I write. (For the critics, you can now mutter, "I knew it".)
And I didn't really want to go looking for a photo of an albino squirrel, so I used Super Squirrel instead. (There's a good, i.e., bad, line in there about needing to save his nuts, but I won't use it.)
Subject change again! Here.
Now I'm trying to get all my tax papers together. This is not easy. Apparently I have lots of receipts and I don't want the CPA to kick me to the curb for next year. Also I had to learn all about writing up 1099-misc's. Does anyone but a CPA and an employee of the IRS know what a 1099-misc is?
Okay, I stuck the picture of the albino squirrel
in there anyway. I was told that
it wasn't really an albino squirrel if
it had black eyes. This one has
red eyes or the camera was unkind
to it. Personally I did not stop to look
at the eyes of the albino squirrels in the Dallas area,
so I don't really know if they were
"authentic" albino squirrels or not.
Maybe they had a really good dye job.Finally a personal note to the individual who complained in a review about Bubba and the Mysterious Murder Note that I had the character feed Precious grapes. Grapes are very not good for dogs. I did not know this and will remove the grape line from the book, lest I encourage any Basset hound owning individuals to feed their dogs grapes. (This means don't feed your dogs grapes. Or raisins. Very bad for them.) Apologies.
In conclusion. Stuff happens and don't feed your albino squirrels dogs grapes. I'm back. It's good to be the blogger.
For all my paranormal fans, next week.Really, next week.
Except for B&N, who seems
to drag behind.Stuff happened. You know. Stuff happens, except I don't usually say "stuff."
Other stuff that happened.
My bra tried to kill me. I've blogged about underwire bras before. I know. But this bra really had it out for me. It broke in half down at the bottom and tried to impale me. (Somewhere my sister is saying, "What the f**k are you doing buying an underwire bra? Didn't we have this f**king conversation before? Are you f**king stupid?" Well, yeah. Has anyone ever tried to buy a larger cup size bra without a stupid underwire in it? It's either underwire in it or pay for a $100 bra. Of course, that compels me to illustrate what a $100 bra advertisement would look like.) (Hold on, this could be ugly. Or funny. Or possibly silly.)
That's a bra.I went back to the original blog and winced at the drawings. It was one of my first and was done before I got a little more accomplished at the whole drawing on the bamboo pad and all. Looking at the blog makes my eyes hurt. It also makes me want to go back and redo the whole thing. Go ahead and look, but don't blame me if your eyes hurt, too. Here.Alert. Abrupt change of subject. I'm going from murderous bras to canny squirrels. (Try to keep up. Drink some more coffee.)
Recently, a very intrepid squirrel has discovered the bird feeder. By doing an upside-down flip, she attains the feeder, sits in it, and chows to her little heart's content. HIM took exception and broke out the bb gun. (Which is probably illegal. Don't tell my neighbors. They already don't like us because we tried to build a tree house in the side yard.)
Do you think Elmer everreally bagged anything, ever?Whenever I think of HIM with a weapon, even a bb gun, I think of HIM at my in law's remote camp property in Northern Louisiana, hunting rabbits in the dark with a pistol and a flashlight. (Also illegal and probably immoral, but don't fret, HIM didn't get one. HIM's brother and I were about ten to fifteen feet behind HIM, imitating Elmer Fudd and giggling. "Be verrrry, verrrrry quiet. We are hunting wabbits." *followed by helpless giggles.*) (Yes. We followed HIM around in the dark while he was holding a loaded pistol and a flashlight, hunting wabbits. We have never let HIM forget it. This was almost thirty years ago.) Anyway, the point to this story is not that HIM capped a squirrel in our backyard with a bb gun. No. That would be the easy end to the story. In fact, what really happened is that the squirrel learned that when the window gets opened, one gets the hell out of Dodge. Smart squirrel. HIM = zip. Squirrel = 1.
I know. This isn't really what happened.But it should have.When we lived in the Dallas area (whoops, another subject change) there were albino squirrels running around. It was really weird to see a white furred squirrel prancing up and down a yard. Why do I bring this up? I do not know. It just popped into my head and my fingers were on the keyboard, which is often how things happen when I write. (For the critics, you can now mutter, "I knew it".)
And I didn't really want to go looking for a photo of an albino squirrel, so I used Super Squirrel instead. (There's a good, i.e., bad, line in there about needing to save his nuts, but I won't use it.)
Subject change again! Here.
Now I'm trying to get all my tax papers together. This is not easy. Apparently I have lots of receipts and I don't want the CPA to kick me to the curb for next year. Also I had to learn all about writing up 1099-misc's. Does anyone but a CPA and an employee of the IRS know what a 1099-misc is?
Okay, I stuck the picture of the albino squirrelin there anyway. I was told that
it wasn't really an albino squirrel if
it had black eyes. This one has
red eyes or the camera was unkind
to it. Personally I did not stop to look
at the eyes of the albino squirrels in the Dallas area,
so I don't really know if they were
"authentic" albino squirrels or not.
Maybe they had a really good dye job.Finally a personal note to the individual who complained in a review about Bubba and the Mysterious Murder Note that I had the character feed Precious grapes. Grapes are very not good for dogs. I did not know this and will remove the grape line from the book, lest I encourage any Basset hound owning individuals to feed their dogs grapes. (This means don't feed your dogs grapes. Or raisins. Very bad for them.) Apologies.
In conclusion. Stuff happens and don't feed your albino squirrels dogs grapes. I'm back. It's good to be the blogger.
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I am receiving AND sending them, so it was the sending part that made me thumb my lips in dismay. But I think I got it. Thanks for the help.Underwire bras must die. My only other comment on the issue. But damn, I can't help myself. It didn't get the armpit. It broke in the middle and tried to pinch my boob to death. If men had to wear an underwire support on their scrotum...then I have said too much.
Have a friend, whose 8 year old son lays in wait in the yard with a nerf gun to shoot the squirrels. He even manages to hit them and as a result-the squirrels have left that yard. True Story! Maybe he should come and visit???? LOL
I want the nerf gun that looks like a machine gun and the kid can come to my yard anytime. Lol. I'll provide brownies and kool-aid.
The one good thing about underwire bras, especially the ones where the blessed underwire comes out at one end and decides to investigate your tender underarm area, is that those underwires can make excellent lock picks! Only the flexible ones, though; once they are brittle enough to snap, they are out of the lock pick biz.
A couple of days ago, I noticed our local Target has some Bali 42D tee shirt bras with no underwire on sale -- so some progress is being made on the wireless front, at least.