Oh man, you guys.  I am SO SORRY it has taken me forever to post this.  You guys all deserve a dozen roses for being so patient with me.  As I mentioned earlier, it was incredibly hard to pick just one name for my CRESCENDO character-naming contest.  But in the end, there was one entry that kept floating back to me, and never failed to make me smile.  I figured that was a good sign of a winning name.  Plus, it's just a little bit cheesy, and we all know just how cheesy my sense of humor is.  ...