I fear I may be too late.

We went to a store last night and they were already out of Cadbury Crème eggs. An elusive candy to begin with, something strange happens the weekend of Easter. They just disappear. It's like they know their run is over and that it's time to do a reverse commute back to England similar to Canada Geese, the most entitled animals on the planet.

But as sad as I am to see those small globes of perfection fade into a creamy sunset, I'm glad Cadbury has never tried to...