"You know I try not to get involved with you and
Nate. He's my best friend, you're my little sister. But at the risk of
spontaneously
growing ovaries, here goes. I think you need to examine what these guys mean to
you. I think it's
time to get off that
fence and make a decision. Besides, the pickets leave unsightly welts in your
backside."

Xander, Better Nature