One of these days I will alert myself to the impending school holidays early enough that I can arrange my work schedule around them, in order to spend quality time with my children without the slightest hint of resentment that, you know, I'm not getting my words written.

This is not that story.

Honestly, in all my planning to take a break in March and get writing like a calm, controlled maniac in April, how did I fail to notice that the Easter holidays started on April 2? Also that the Easter ...