This poor guy is all tired out! Any volunteers to give him a nice full-body massage?

The quote I bastardized for today's headline, should read, "A morning without coffee is like sleep." And these guys who've come to spend today with us sure are sleepy.


I find that quote to be overly inaccurate, however, because we all know you can't just sleep at your desk. The tragedy of Monday is needing to sleep, but having to work.

But sex hormones — or as folks from Boulder would say, second chakra energy —...