Oily Pongbottom is a knobbly, round troll. He is shorter than a grown-up but much fatter than anybody you will have ever seen. He has yellow eyes and green saliva drips from his chapped lips. On his head are two short, stumpy horns set between short, thick brown hair that appears to have been cut with shears. He wears no clothes, just a grubby cloth to hide his smelly bottom. He's slimy, stinky and warty.

Now, for the first time in troll history, Oily Pongbottom has allowed himself to be inter...