(Rogue mid-level minions – the new “it’s George Bush’s fault”)

Carly knew she had a problem when her cellphone committed suicide.

The diagnosis was easy: shame. Somebody else’s phone told Carly’s phone that they were all being tapped – and not just by the Justice Department, but by several dozen government agencies; among them, the NSA, the CIA, the BLT, the LBJ, the MSNBC, the OB/GYN, and on, and on, and on:

the Department of Education
the Department of Reeducation
the Department of Border Securi...