You meticulously manage your plastic bag collection.



You don't think twice about putting wet dishes in the cupboard to dry.



Silence is fun.



Your coffee consumption exceeds 8 cups a day.



You pass a grocery store and think: "Wow, it's open!"



Your native language has seriously deteriorated. Now you "eat medicine", "open the television", and "close the lights off".



You associate pea soup with Thursday.



Your notion of street life is reduced to hanging out in front of the railway station on ...