Okay, first off, let me just say that I have no photos and am therefore officially lame. My digital camera died a few months ago and I've been using my iPhone ever since, which takes marginally crappy photos. I don't want to buy a new crappy digital camera. I want to buy a fancy expensive digital camera. But I also want to buy a house, so, no big-ticket items. Therefore, no photos, therefore, lameness. But, hey, I'm a writer, I never claimed to be a Visual Artiste. Okay, now that we've...