Have you been having a shitty year thus far? Have Thing #1 and Thing #2 been creating crazy numbers of other Things that just keep showing up on your doorstep, unwanted and without a return policy?

Ladies, gentlemen, persons, others, maybe I present, in the grand tradition of JJ Abrams:

2010: The Reboot!

My friend and yours, greenmtnboy18 , The Emperor of Vermont, has this to say about 2010: The Reboot!

"By the power vested in me as the Emperor of Vermont, we hereby proclaim today, all remaini...