Trees are the shit.  Sometimes my words get printed on them, so I'm pretty damn fond of those leafy green bastards.

Tomorrow I'll be participating in the Penguin Global Walk to raise money for The Nature Conservancy's Plant a Billion Trees campaign.  $1+ 1 tree.  Won't you show your super coolness (which you already have in spades) and sponsor this girthful author today?  Anyone donating at the very least five dollars will be put in for a chance to win a signed copy of one of my books.  Spread...