There are a couple of things I want to get off my rather small chest—God, I've always wished I had bigger boobs—and then it's off to the writing cave for me.

Firstly, I'd like to explain a bit about myself and why I no longer chat on groups or via email. I gave myself a goal on New Year's Eve, and come hell or high water I'm going to achieve it. I told myself to give a big push to my writing career this year, and then if it didn't work out or get any...