Redbook?

Redbook???

Yeah, Redbook.

Honestly, I have no recollection — absolutely zero — as to exactly what story or even what kind of story I submitted to Redbook. I do remember the feeling that I had something perfect for them, something that they would love. (Obviously, I was wrong — this isn’t “This Week in Acceptance!” after all.) But for the life of me, I can’t remember which story it was.

Oh, well. At least now you can see a Redbook rejection slip.