Last December, my website was hacked, and thousands – yes, thousands – of links to various sketchy and untoward websites were inserted in between each and every single line of writing. After a number of attempts to get it fixed, I gave up and deleted the entire site. Most of my posts were mirrored on my Livejournal site, but I’d been blogging since 2006, and a lot of stuff was forever lost in the interwebby mists of time. Oh well. Anyway! Welcome to my new site, design courtesy of Matthew Kressel, now with 150% more misery and ants.

I’m just going to leave this post here for a couple days to let my 3.2 readers know I’m back online, then I’ll start blogging on a regular basis again. In the meantime, here’s a list of all the things currently infesting my shithole of an apartment. We have some new species, so please give a shout-out to:

Ants
Spiders
Centipedes
Mice
Cockroaches (new!)
Silverfish
Predator (don’t tell me that constant rattling in my kitchen is the goddamn fridge)
Small devil hiding under the bed
Bees (yes, they’re back and better than ever!)

I’m also pretty sure there are witches in the drop-ceiling, but that’s another post for another day.