(To quote Usher, my wife is "the business." A few weeks ago she wrote her first guest post and I am currently trying to get her to start her own blog. Until that happens though, I'll continue to help her put together guest posts like this one.)

Dear Hobby Lobby,

I really don't even know where to start.

You are the bedazzled apple of my eye.

You are like a giant crock pot full of crafty goodness.

You are the Chick-fil-A of department stores.

To put it bluntly, if you were a person, you would be