Via james_nicoll  , Rotten Tomatoes rounds up
"If you thought it was bad when writer-director M. Night Shyamalan was channeling Rod Serling, wait till you see him try to be George Lucas."

"Who would have thought Shyamalan would have come up with a movie that makes his Lady in the Water look positively sensible?"

"The picture drags along the ground like a fresh corpse..."

"This colossal folly, the fiasco of the summer of 201...