Back in the day, comic book used to have one or two text pages. Something about the presence of text pages reclassifying them for a better postal rate or something like that. I dunno. Anyway, paging through my copy of Adventure Comics #247 the other day, I stumbled upon this forgotten gem of Eisenhower-era hilarity…

Yeah, it ain’t exactly Showtime at the Apollo, is it? Just be glad you were born when you were!

(From Adventure Comics #247, 1958.)