Submitted without comment:  “Proud non-reader” Kanye West turns author

Okay. One comment:

"I would never want a book's autograph."

Okay. Another one:

"She [his mom Donda] raised me to be the voice to allow people to think for themselves, to find their own way."

Hunh. Huh?

Okay. Last one:

"Sometimes people write novels and they just be so wordy and so self-absorbed."

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha - whew - hahahahahahahahaha.