Oooh, look what the postie delivered!

They’re so pretty and shiny, and I have two to give away – signed or unsigned, winners decide. To get your mitts on one of these lovelies, just say hello in the comments on this thread or, for the shy amongst you, head over here to my page on Facebook and hit “like.” Extra bonus points for those who use their comment to swear in fluent English.

Closing date for entries is Thursday 30th January, at noon GMT.After that, I’ll put all the names into an egg cup...