I write a lot of articles about technology (not technical articles) for my Super Seekrit Day Job. One thing I know by heart is cell phone statistics. 91% of American adults are cell phone owners.

Until today, I was one of the remaining 9 percent.

Yes, I just got my first cell phone. I haven't been avoiding them out of some weird hipster non-conformist urge -- I just never had a use for one. But after recent problems with my house phone, I am at last giving wireless a try.

I have a Nokia Lumia 920. I have no idea if that's good. It's big and yellow, and I figured out how to call people with it. Therefore, all is well.

I also got my first wrong number text: "Need green. Call me."

So if anyone in Oswego County, NY, is wondering why your dealer hasn't called you back yet... s/he got a new number, dude. Sorry.