Travel plans for the upcoming month or so:

Denver, CO on April 28 and 29th: Hanging out with a friend, going to a Nuggets playoff game, etc.

Columbus, OH on May 11th: Doing a speech at Ohio State, then going out that night in Columbus.

Dallas, TX on June 3rd and 4th: Throwing out the first pitch at a minor league baseball game. Totally serious. Then hosting a bar event and getting really drunk with ho Texas girls.