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Julio
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Feb 13, 2014 06:45AM

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you say that now, mi hijo, but in 24 hours you'll be wailing and cursing my name.
I'm looking forward to it.

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YO, DONT SHOOT ME BRO I AM JUST BROWN LOOK I WASNT EVEN NEAR YOUR CHICKEN"
Man, I know we laugh and all about the state of my state, but today I walked to and from yoga and saw, in order:
1) a lady pushing a baby stroller with a POTTED PLANT in it
2) a Black Panther on a megaphone that no one understood, but he was valiantly yelling away while people bought hot dogs and watched. no one could explain to me what was going on, beyond, "oh, he's a Black Panther."
3) a dog in a baby stroller. this was the most normal thing.
keep in mind that the gym is ONE BLOCK AWAY from my apartment. ONE.