Every day that he's in heaven, Solomon better literally thank God that TMZ and paparazzi didn't exist when he was doing his nonsense.

I know some horrible Mel Gibson audio tapes were recently released, but can you imagine the audio from Solomon?

"Hey, I'm thinking about marrying 10 more wives. Probably going to get some of those ladies that are into child sacrifice and establish some high places where we can tape some epic episodes of 'Girls Gone Wild.'"

US Magazine would have had a field day...