(Based on a true, and very stupid, story)

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Looking back on everything — all the clues, all the mice, and what-all — looking back, maybe the law here in my town of Creyer (it’s pronounced “Cur”) should’ve seen the connection. But even the F.B. of I. might not’ve corrugated the seemingly undulated links between some fool stealing a forklift, a ATM, and a snake.

I mean, something like this, it’s like to stump ol’ Sheriff Andy over by Mayberry.

Not to mention Barney.

Here’s the particulates...