Daily Aphorism I: Nine times out of eight, 'open-minded' is shorthand for saying, 'I've already considered and rejected your point-of-view.'

Daily Aphorism II: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, go fuck yourself, you dirty bastard, I'm still voting Republican, because I mean, really, what could be more true than football cliches?

Once again, I would like to thank everyone for their support of this strange (to me) little experiment. It's good to know I'm not the only three pound brain...