Daily Aphorism I: The best caveats are made of grease.

Daily Aphorism II: A blog is where opinions go fishing for affirmation and land embarrassment.

Okay… I think I'm finally finished railing at my insignificance.

How many people have I blamed? Let's see: the literary establishment, the Canadian media, and, oh, the entire human race. They're just too stupid to get me, you see.

Starting to sound like a suicide bomber's internal monologue. I'll show them…

Before, when these hard-done-by moods got ...