I frequently get asked how to sell books. The truth of the matter is that I can't pinpoint why some books take off and others don't. However, I have discovered some sure-fire ways not to sell. How Not to Self-Publish is a humorous parody of the many self-publishing guides available. It will help you dodge typical pitfalls such as what to do if your main character doesn't speak English, or a crocodile eats your laptop.

How Not to Self-Publish - The Totally Splendid Hotshot Author's Survival Gui...