Life isn’t all beer, skittles, and OBEs.*  Sometimes it’s the Agony of Choosing Floor Coverings.  This is about to be the blog equivalent of looking at somebody’s holiday snaps or Granny’s ‘souvenir from’ thimbles.  Ohhhhhh nooooooooooo. . . . But the nice thing about a blog is that you can click away at any moment, go catch up on your Jeff Dunham**, make a shortcake to go with all those strawberries***, shampoo your eyelashes, dye the cat.  I am not going to feel guilty.  This is my blog.