(Goat godfathers dispensing vigilante justice)

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Thanks to the news this week, we learned several things about ourselves:

Nobody trusts the government
Everybody’s ready to give California back
Somebody really hates chicken

On the other hand, we also learned a few things about our country:

Nobody in the government trusts us, either. And that’s probably smart. The way things are going, some of us are just about ready to start printing our own money.
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