Lionessing - Ramadi, Iraq 2005LAS VEGAS -- For any veterans getting their undies in a twist over the so-called ISIS threat issued by the FBI: Stop. Just,...f***ing stop.

There is no sense in clenching your butt cheeks over a group of hashtag jihadists and please stop making these mom's-basement-jerk-offs feel important. The fact that these amateurs have been receiving funds from our "allies" and are affiliated with the "moderate rebels" the US-funded makes their threats and special effects all the more hilarious. If we want this to stop, let's cut their allowance!

Sure, some "Daesh douchebag" can show up in here in Las Vegas anytime - let's see what happens! There's a lot of desert and no one will miss them. I'm a highly creative and twisted individual, and my spouse is too.  In fact, we were looking for another outlet for all this combat PTSD.  This should be a dream for any combat veteran.  It takes the inconvenience out of a twenty-six hour flight completely out of the equation.

It amazes me to see other veterans worry when these Salafi losers have way more to fear from people like us.  If you haven't embraced your combat PTSD in a highly functional state, let me know if you need some pointers.

How I'll be answering my door for Daesh.So, please, stop the Chicken Little nonsense.  If some loser wants to hurt you, put him in the ground. Simple. Or if you have some time, tell it to put the lotion on it's skin.  In the meantime, enjoy your fava beans and Chianti and carry on.