When an Aussie calls you a ‘bastard’, you know you’ve arrived

Try ‘and’ instead of ‘but’ and you’ll... There’s something tedious about the e...

When an Aussie calls you a ‘bastard’, you know you’ve arrived

We take the good times with the bad in this column. Life isn’t all Twitter and terror and porn. In proof whereof I am pleased to share with readers the news that I have been made an honorary Australian. In my heart I’ve been an honorary Australian a long time, but now it’s official.