Since I started publicly objecting to the Fifty Shades of Grey film coming out, complete strangers have started accusing me of being a fuddy-duddy.

"I guess some people like BDSM and some people like vanilla."

The so called 'S&M' in Fifty Shades is exceptionally mild by modern standards. Anybody with an internet connection has seen a bit of spanking and knows that you can put things up the bum.

There are three types of people...

My issue has nothing to do with the sex, other than the fact that it...