(If you got the pearls, we got the swine!)

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In this amazing digital age, it’s easy to take technology’s gifts for granted: instant access to global information; targeted searches and one-touch shopping; captioned pictures of sullen cats.

You can check the weather forecast (for you, for Bangor, for Bangalore, for Bengaluru), you can purchase everything from mansions to monogrammed ferret sweaters, you can reply LOL to pictures of sullen cats – all without wearing any pants.

You can use...