I raised my head enough to look her in the eyes. “I met this amazing girl. We had sex and she kicked me out the next morning.”

She burst out laughing. “I’m sorry.” She waved her hands in the air and fell backward. “Wait.” Her laughter grew loud. “Someone treated you the way you have treated women for years.” Her hands slapped the carpet with a dull thud.

“Izzy. Be serious.”

“I am. Oh god.” She kicked her legs, stomping them on the floor. “Anth, look at it from my perspective. That’s some funny shit.”

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