(Sometimes you have to bite the dog back.)

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Ever get an unsolicited telemarketing call and decide to just run with it? You should. It’s free, it’s good for you, and it has zero trans-fat.

Besides, toying with telemarketers is one of your guaranteed Constitutional rights, enumerated right there between your right to have a seizure and your right to not have your bare arms searched.

And … they asked for it. After all: