Following is a transcription of an Instant Message exchange that was released by WikiLeaks regarding me. The names of officials involved have been redacted.

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AMBASSADOR *****: We've seen this before. Usually in the mid-south.

CONSULAR OFFICIAL ****: Addiction?

AMBASSADOR *****: Yes.

CONSULAR OFFICIAL ****: But this Pearson fellow is west coast.

AMBASSADOR *****: I know. I know. That's likely how he slipped this through our customs checks.

CONSULAR OFFICIAL ****: How much are we talking? A pound? Two?

AMBASSADOR *****: Forty seven.

CONSULAR OFFICIAL: (unintelligible)

AMBASSADOR *****: Best we can tell now is he had some connection in a Southeast Asian regime. That's where the shipment originated.

CONSULAR OFFICIAL ****: And the whole thing transited through Australia.

AMBASSADOR *****: That's where the real magic happened. This Pearson arranged for it to be cut down there. For easier distribution.

CONSULAR OFFICIAL ****: He's not going to deal this stuff. It's all for him.

AMBASSADOR *****: Forty seven pounds of prime Philippine bacon? You're crazy. No one man can handle that.

CONSULAR OFFICIAL ****: And if he can?

AMBASSADOR *****: God help us.