(Sorry…no trophic trophy for you.)

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For all you chest-thumping hunter-gatherer types out there…all of you, be ye male, female, or one of the two dozen other boutique genders…I’m afraid I have some bad news. According to a new study, homo sapiens has been officially out-predatored.

By an anchovy.

I’m referring, of course, to an online article recently posted by everyone’s favorite go-to source for light reading, the National Academy of Sciences (NAS), that zany group of madcaps who...