Oh. Hi there, blog. How's it going? You look really nice today.

Listen, we have to talk. I feel really bad about this, but the truth is: I've been seeing another blog.

I should have mentioned  it, but, well, for the past two weeks, as I've been entertaining you with quotes from my book reviews, I've been writing about Candy Land, aviation safety, Lost, and the Obama IT plan over at BoingBoing. I may have even caused a plane to fall out of the sky in one of my posts.